Instead, I will tell you things I will never forgive specific people for.
- My father for choosing Walmart instead of Norstrom.
- ZP for dancing with Penelope Parrot at the dare dance in 5th grade.
- MF for so many things. You know what you did bitch.
- AH for stealing my Barbie Dream Camper.
- MW for being a dick.
- Him for fucking up my ribs.
- CP, you know what you did.
- MG for not getting me a “Cute Is What We Aim For” t-shirt.
- Her for the concert she went to last night.
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