all hail me

  1. Thou shall stay in your lane.
  2. No man or woman can make rules on others bodies
  3. You can make no commitments lasting more than 3 years.
  4. Must go through intense training with an exam to procreate.
  5. You kill, your family dies.
  6. Pee after sex.
  7. No pets in homes.
  8. Must move body for joy.
  9. 70oz daily.

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