too small isn’t the problem

I’m not a size 4.

I don’t use my blinker while I drive.

18 unpaid parking tickets live in my visor.

I’m the loud one that tends to interrupt.

Too small isn’t the problem.

I eat dessert with every meal.

I will talk about sex & my life all day long.

Cracking jokes, there’s a time & a place for that, but I haven’t learned when or where yet.

I toot in my sleep.

I wake up early and expect everyone else to be awake as well.

I try new things and quit often.

Too small isn’t the problem.

I share opinions without being asked and rant for days.

I’m a complainer and I can’t keep a secret.

I’m a hypocrite.

I will forever choose to dance in the rain.

Awkward silences feel like it’s my duty to kill.

Too small isn’t the problem.

11.9.23